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    Rana Goodman
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    COMMANDMENTS TO REMEMBER

    TWELVE COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS

    Posted by Marcia Kosterka

    #1 – Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.

    #2 – “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.

    #3 – You don’t need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.

    #4 – Your people skills are just fine. It’s your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

    #5 – The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember it.”

    #6 – “On time” is when you get there.

    #7 – Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound..

    #8 – It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes, then come out        

    wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!

    #9 – Lately, you’ve noticed people your age are so much older than you.

    #10 – Growing old should have taken longer.

    #11 – Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn’t shut you up.

    #12 – You still haven’t learned to act your age and hope you never will..

    . . . And one more:

    “One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.

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